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They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.
Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023
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Indiana Street Fair

Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."
by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025
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Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
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fair stick

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017
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Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off
I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me
by Dirk513 July 8, 2023
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Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.
People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty
by MistressChing July 8, 2024
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laissez-faire

A state in which spenders dominate voting and savers control economic policy.

The diametric opposite of utopia.
A laissez-faire state can be solved with a metastatic voting system (metavote) or a system in which blockchain mutual credit is employed to cast a ballot.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 7, 2018
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