Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020
Get the Hot Dog mug.When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
Get the Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog mug.Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.
You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say
“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”
Example 2:
She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.
“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”
Example 2:
She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.
by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024
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Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
by Papposilenus January 15, 2013
Get the hot dog privileges mug.A sentient being that is double just a hot dog and is triple a dog and is very tempatur(tongue roll please)raly hot. The more hots in its name the hotter it gets until it literally becomes the son of the son of the sun. Minnie Mouse are theres arch enemy. It's only weakness is a microwave. Mickey Mouse likes to stab them to make music. Only 6 HotDog Hot Dogs have ever been turned into the son of the son of the sun. The sun is sometimes referred to has the GrandDog Grand Dog as it is the hottest HotDog Hot Dog the world has ever seen. And you must really question, is the HotDog Hot Dog the Hot Dog, or is the you the son of the son of the GrandDog Grand Dog.
Hot Dog! That HotDog Hot Dog looks like a Hot Dog or a Dog if I've ever seen a HotDog Hot Dog or a Hot Dog or a Dog. The HotDog Hot Dog species is going extinct because of Minnie Mouse. They are also being enslaved my Mickey Mouse and are being forced to yelp music.
by Dr. Plane Doctor, Yes June 5, 2020
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