Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.

Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse

by coreyorama March 25, 2011

shot that horse in the face

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.

I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.

by Metal Mermaid October 5, 2017

i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

by Get the Mac May 9, 2018

fan blazed horse radish

The art of squirting horse radish into a running fan and having it spray back on you whilst rubbing one out.

fan blazed horse radish turns me on

by pepsi anal May 23, 2022

Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.

by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

by sudinam September 25, 2014

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017