High Heeling

A man and a women are dating, but they have some issues. The man buys the women a pair of high heels, thinking that it would make her happier, but instead she takes the opportunity to then drag her heels all over him, due to her superiority complex being triggered by a false sense of security. This security is her thinking that if she can create an issue, get something from the man, then proceed to take out her anger out on him for him not "being enough", that she can do whatever she pleases to the man and she will never be questioned for her actions. She then starts to try and direct every move he makes.

Women : "Yknow, these heels just aren't that good... they make me wayyy taller than you, and everybody already knows I wear the pants in the relationship anyways"

Man: you aren't even taller than me without them... and why are you being so disrespectful lately?"

Women: "No you're the disrespectful one for getting me a pair of heels that you know I wouldn't like, even after an argument."

Man: Who put you on this high horse?? Matter of fact, I can't keep allowing you to keep High Heeling on me, just because you think I'll always suck up to you."

by Pseudonyonymous March 10, 2025

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.

The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming

by John tickle December 29, 2025

Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

bob and heaving

The motion of a womans head when sucking a man’s penis

The motion of a woman’s head going up and down while sucking a man’s penis.

His wife’s neck was really sore from bob and Heaving all night on their Honeymoon .

by Lady Palace January 31, 2026

He's so good at hearing!

What you say when you see fanart of Rendog with more than 2 ears.

Wow this design of Rendog is cool, he's so good at hearing!

by Mimmit November 23, 2021