Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster…

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.

You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.

by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022

Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

by . February 11, 2022

Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE

Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021