Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
Get the Hag Hairmug. After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
Get the hag beenmug. 
What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
Get the hagsmug. by Swizzle d October 14, 2023
Get the Piss hagmug. the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
Get the Hag Lobstermug. the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
Get the cupboard hagmug.