Guantanamo reach around

A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information

Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"

Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"

by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025

Gandastical

A word commonly used when describing something that is fantastic or Great in any way

That movie was Gandastical

by Bobo Hobo February 16, 2026

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

Gandalf

1. Sexual Slang – To be rejected in a decisive, almost theatrical fashion, usually when making a sexual advance. Originates from Gandalf’s line in The Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass.”

2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.

3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.

Variants:

Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)

Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).

Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.

"Bro thought he was smooth but she hit him with the Gandalf — legs crossed, arms folded, denial absolute."

"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."

"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."

"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."

by FelixFrost October 1, 2025

Gandam

Someone that doesn't exist

Eddy: Are you Gandam

Gandam doesn't exist

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Granda

A heart warming term often given affectionately to and from friends.

"Granda!"
"Yeah?"
"I need some firewood moved to the shed."
"No bother lad."

by Granda26 January 15, 2026

digital grandaddy

someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.

person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')

by Pav M =] December 30, 2008