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granola top

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.
by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020
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glenonium

The Gas produced by a Glen.
An undiscovered heavily toxic element in a gaseous state in normal conditions.
Be Cautious of the glenonium fumes, they will set off your air quality monitor.
Glenonium was coming from glen naturally.
by Alvin Controlss June 24, 2020
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genoS;

A big dick person. No one even comes close to the biggness of this person. He rules the world by sheer size alone. If you are ever graced by him you should consider yourself lucky. Also is better than adster at about everything.
by genoS; October 18, 2020
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genosm

It’s a great person who is caring and you must never let him out of your life and that’s on periodt
Me: Hey genosm

Genosm: Hey how are you
by Yarid N. November 26, 2020
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Genocides

When you smoke til there ain’t shi left
“Bro so broke he hittin genocides”
“I havent fed my family in days this isn’t funny
“Oh 😀”
by Jezuke February 10, 2021
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Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
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