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Double Grape 

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.
I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.
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international grape day 

September 17, international grape day. eat as many grapes as you can👍
Dude, let’s go buy some grapes. It’s international Grape day!

anal grape cannon 

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

What's Eating Gilbert Grape 

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.
In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.

They did surgery on a grape 

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".
I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

Post-grape 

A rasin. i.e. a grape that has been sun-dried.
Let's go to the post-grape factory!
Post-grape by Haiyaku August 25, 2005

Tasting the grape 

(v.) a way to say your doing something awesome. Smoking, orgasming, etc. Can be used in any context. Popular high school phrase or slang.
-"Yo, this shit is good."
-"I know, I can totally taste the grape."

-Hey where were you?
-Oh, I was just tasting the grape.
- Yo, that's fresh.
Tasting the grape by Prodigal Son November 19, 2010