by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018
Get the Golden sumbrero mug.When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).
“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
by anyways: April 6, 2018
Get the golden gavel mug.There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the The Golden Nut mug.Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.
by phsiclord May 4, 2020
Get the Golden Codex mug.When you whip it out and provide a redheaded individual with a golden shower.
A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.
A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.
Dude, you know Sarah, the redheaded chick? She is such a freak. Last night I drank too much water and went to piss before sex. Sarah said "no, piss on me." So I did, and I totally gave her a Golden Ginger!
by 404-77 May 16, 2020
Get the Golden Ginger mug.A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020
Get the Golden plank mug.Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).
Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.
Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017
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