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golden frondays

Similar to Golden Fridays (where some employees receive some Fridays off), Golden Frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking Monday versus Friday off. Helping you to make your weekend ever longer! HP GR
Instead of taking a Golden Friday off work, you can take either a Monday or a Friday, combining the two to make Golden Frondays!
by Gene&Haley September 19, 2014
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Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!
by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021
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Golden Ginger

When you whip it out and provide a redheaded individual with a golden shower.

A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.
Dude, you know Sarah, the redheaded chick? She is such a freak. Last night I drank too much water and went to piss before sex. Sarah said "no, piss on me." So I did, and I totally gave her a Golden Ginger!
by 404-77 May 16, 2020
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golden gavel

When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).
“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”

“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
by anyways: April 6, 2018
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Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
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golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.
by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018
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Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.
There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’
by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021
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