grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

Yak Fur Jacket

Jackets or coats made out of cheap fur from Sardinia, Italy made to look like real fur to confuse average Italian Americans on the Jersey Shore.

Yo that guy Marco loves his Yak fur jacket. He even tried to get his boss to buy one. What a fool

by BobbyBrownGoinTown December 27, 2023

Fur King

Saying it fast sounds like "Fucking".

Guy 1: Hi there, Fur king.
Guy 2: Who's fucking?

by LeilaSP March 16, 2019

Fur Dinkum

The capacity of a homosapien to detect an extraordinary piece of fur that is ridin’ solo or worn by the likes of. It becomes their audacity to declare the words ‘fur dinkum’, as recalled by its counterpart ‘fair dinkum’. Essentially, it means this piece of fur is for real ( fake or not!)

However, it can be used to replace ‘fair dinkum’ in that everything that you agree with, becomes ‘fur dinkum’

Scenario One
Lady in red, wearing a foxy fox on her debonair shoulders walks past.....
Kylie: That is fur dinkum!

Scenario Two
Kylie: Are you going to watch Nrth Melbourne lose this weekend?
Clark: I dunno, what do you reckon Sahara?
Sahara: Fur Dinkum

by Clarey06 May 20, 2011

Anti-Anti-Anti-Fur

Just Anti-fur but Longer, also more confusing, Hates Anti-Anti-furs

Bob: What are you again?
Some dude online: Anti-Anti-Anti-fur
Bob: *Visible confusion*

by Mr. llamaton June 24, 2023

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friends.

That fur vest looks great on Katie. I hope she takes it home.

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019