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funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy
Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange
by Certy curt May 3, 2020
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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole
John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .
by The defining man July 20, 2025
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funky

"funky you"
by akilian December 13, 2021
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funky cold medina

It is PCP. PCP is a white crystallin powder you can mix in liquid, eat, snort or smoke. It is also known as angel dust, elephant tranquilizer, horse tranquilizer etc.... It make you hallucinate, feel strong, heavenly, rapid heart beat, possible numbness.

The song is talking about drug use, and women lining up for it (which ladies do line up for any type of drugs, depending on the ladies) The song is not talking about date rape drug use though some of the lines of the song might or are very questionable.
Yes. it is hilarious how people can sing/rap about anything with a good beat and even square assed people listen and enjoy-it's why music can be dangerous.
Nobody says funky cold medina any more, though some types of E have PCP in them
by C_fold September 10, 2023
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Funky

a female or male that stinks
"Rennada was funky as hell"
by Lessgoodinoso August 9, 2020
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