fresh and funky

sarcastic for topfit
or after a heavy night (drunk shit face)

08:30 am
in front of a nightclub

Sandra: fresh and funky?

xy: what else
yz: f*ck u, i'm not a shitface
zx: sure i am ;)

by Eric Fellon September 7, 2018

Claps Funky

A retard that has a big ego even though he’s a cornball and is shit at everything in life and his whole personality is gym and girls

This dudes a bitch he must be claps funky

by Dogscrimp April 2, 2025

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

funky feg

Funky Feg, originating from South Belfast is a tobacco rolled cigarette with a sprinkle of ketamine over it to earn the term funky. Straight roach no filter.

‘Hey Joel want to roll a funky feg?’
‘Yeh man what’s a funky feg’
‘A cigarette with some horse tranquilliser sprinkled over it!’

by Oartiboi699 September 27, 2022

funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing

Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy

by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020

Funky

Likes thighs, despises spiders.
Make puns with his name and he will vore you

"You've certainly got your way with children" to Rotom_keeper after he VCed with some kid who muted himself after Rotom joined

Man one: woah, you're a very Funky guy, you gonna uptown funk this place up Funky?
Funky: I will dismember you and dissolve your body parts in acid vats

by Funky01 December 3, 2020

funky fooky

getting down and dirty or to 18+ things

Are you and your boyfriend getting funky fooky?
No we met literally a month ago

by Watamoterboi October 4, 2021