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Fucktard

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.
me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.
by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013
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Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.
"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac
by Definitely Not God March 14, 2013
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fucktard

an urban dictionary editor who rejects your coll submissions because he is a uncle fucker.
i can't believe that fucktard rejected my entry--he was probably giving his uncle a tony danza.
by mscarn01 May 23, 2009
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[fucktard]

personal insult debasing someone's intelligence. contraction of the words fucking retard, thus reducing the time and breath it takes to insult someone.
by newlife06 April 27, 2008
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Fucktard

Justin is a classic FUCKTARD!
by AMARIE11887 March 11, 2009
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Fucktard

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.
God you fucktard.
by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010
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Fucktard

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...
by ComeHole August 25, 2013
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