snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

From the dining table

a harry styles song that you can SOB to when you’re missing that one person 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Man, i had a mental breakdown listening to from the dining table last night.

by sad bitch 100 March 23, 2020

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 November 1, 2010

Postcard from Veronica

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.

P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.

by PoopyFace TomatoNose May 14, 2012

sip from the furry cup

Oral sex on a female.

"Hey man, you think Becky's ever sipped from the furry cup?"

"I sipped from the furry cup last night, and now I think i have herpes."

"I don't sip from the furry cup cause she got some pretty serious femmine odor."

by swat90 September 4, 2014

Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

Allie from Movie Land

The most sweetest, hard working person ever.

Oh no it's alright, Allie from Movie Land answered the question and helped out at training!

by are we still friends October 27, 2020