Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow

Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

by Mattybas January 9, 2008

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.

Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

by Kevin Beckwith January 9, 2009

Court Jester from Queens

A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45th POTUS.

Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

elbow from the sky

A massive insult or comeuppance delivered to someone. A take off on a wrestling term, when a wrestler jumps off a turnbuckle to deliver a dehabilitating strike to an opponent with his elbow.

His ferocious comeback to Joe, in full public view was an 'elbow from the sky.'

by Gavai Dawgz November 28, 2009

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.

Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.

by B2rad May 14, 2009

fuck from 'round me cuz

A phrase used to express one's dismay whilest in the acquaintance of an undesirable

Tyson: Yo Sid, what's good?! I heard you told Alicia that I was with Sharon last night....

Sidney: Fuck from 'round me cuz!!!! (muffled)with that bullshit...

by meowcat904 November 3, 2009