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Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.
After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!
by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020
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Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
by Donald Biden November 25, 2020
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4 finger up 🙎 ♂️❤️🙎 ♂️

4 finger up meaning that you are so fucking gay and like eating dick
Hey you have 4 finger up 🙎 ♂️❤️🙎 ♂️
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caught a finger

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl
"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer
by Kaynine-askYourMom December 21, 2015
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Drag Strip Finger

The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.
Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.
by Penntucky August 18, 2016
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Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
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painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.
beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her
by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020
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