Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Forked

When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.

Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do

by thatfunnygermanman November 4, 2023

God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.

Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?

by donovanni January 7, 2023

dutch fork middle

A School everybody hates! basically A HELL HOLE!!

I hate Dutch fork middle school so much

by unkownhuman5667 November 20, 2023

Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

by JM99 Official December 8, 2023

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Fork lifting

Fork lifting is when you finger a girl and lift her up with two fingers and rizz her up.

Bro I was Fork lifting these chicks last night and istg she almost broke my arm

by Bigdivkd4ddy July 30, 2023