Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.

Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD

by the upteenth time December 29, 2024

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 8, 2020

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022