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Clout

A word bitches use because they think they are cool. -Sueco The Child
"bruh he's trying to get clout by wearing that supreme shirt"
"bruh Bryan's so weird"
by Su Tart September 28, 2019
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Clout Disorder

Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."
that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!
by GilgatheMaster September 18, 2021
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Clout

by Itna Erutluc. December 1, 2020
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Clap that Clout

Clapping clout is when you have so much clout that you don't know what to do with it, so you just clap it together.
My boi Jimmy steady knowing how to clap that clout.
by finger mish September 14, 2018
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Clout

when people really want to have internet attention and believe that all attention is good attention
“To get clout, you have to be internet famous.”
by Fuck all Germans April 9, 2021
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SSRI Clout

A deranged lunatic who is suffering from psychiatric side effects of suicidal and homicidal ideation; decides to go on a killing spree to gain infamy
Luigi really seemed to lose it after he became depressed. Despite being a millionaire himself; he decided to go after that rich CEO looking to rack up his SSRI Clout.
by FoslTheApostle December 21, 2024
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