PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.
I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.
by The mad crapper April 8, 2025
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cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
by Mzmoli July 31, 2017
mugGet the cluster flushmug.

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
mugGet the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum
"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."
by desertedsilk June 11, 2022
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flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.
That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!
by Reynart April 11, 2016
mugGet the flush queenmug.

White flush

When you eat a girl out in the bathroom so everytime she cums it goes into the toilet for easy disposal
“I white flushed my girl the other day, Cleaned it just by a flush”.

Royal flush is eating your girl in the bathroom
by foodamirite June 27, 2023
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