Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.

Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.

by Steve Thompkins May 4, 2009

Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009

Swag Flu

Getting money and bitches in da club. Spreading your swag. Getting blown(More than one way). It can be very contagious so wear a face mask.

YO Mane Benni gots so much swag flu all the chicks just hop on his dick.

by Hoodtrap123 July 5, 2010

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009

ManBirdPig Flu

2009 outbreak of swine flu is a combination of human, bird, and swine flus. Media hysteria is causing more alarm than necessary. ManBirdPig is a reference to SouthPark episode ManBearPig poking fun at former Vice President Al Gore.

I hope Al Gore doesn't come down with ManBirdPig Flu.

by Gorignak April 28, 2009