Flop-top

The exact opposite of a boner.

That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.

by jokerface249 June 25, 2009

Floopee

The feeling you get when you realize you skipped a test that is 25% of your grade, and instead of being upset, you eat chinese and call it a day

Meg: I just realized that I missed my test!
Shelly: How much was it worth?
Meg: It was 25% of my grade!
Shelly: Are you upset?
Meg: No, actually, I'm quite floopee about it.
Shelly: Oh, so you want some chinese then?
Meg: Precisely.

by jbiebs87 April 22, 2011

Floorpizza

When someone or something falls from a high structure and lands on flat ground.

When I was playing Gang Beasts, I fell off the gondola map and became floorpizza.

by TheGamingGuy369 April 28, 2015

Floop

The word you say when you run out of things to rhyme with poop.

Poop droop boop stoop troop coupe ... floop

by Dr. Floop PhD Quantum Flooping April 8, 2017

Floop

An innocent, nerdy loser

Damien plays Pokémon, he's such Floop!

by SceptileFinnn April 30, 2020

Slippery Floop

The act of having sex on a wet floor in Japan. Which is thought of as kinky.

Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"

Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"

by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009

dory flop

When an uncircumscised man with a syphilis chancre retracts his foreskin, the entire ulcer flips out all at once because it is too hard to bend. This resembles the movement of a broad-beamed skiff or dory as it is turned upside down.

Good thing I kept the lights on with that guy. I saw that dory flop, so I grabbed my clothes and got the hell outta there.

by Jenni from da' block August 10, 2010