Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016

Fionerrboner

When you get a mad boner infront of that hot girl you know so well.

She was just sitting there and I got a fionerrboner so quick

by Johnny1013 January 11, 2017

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

flowerboiii

flou-erboi
1.(noun) with all the spam,drudgery and broken dreams. To him the world is still beautiful.

2.A guy whose first priority is his appearance and women. Soft spoken and is misunderstood by women.

She wouldn’t fall for him since he is a flowerboiii

by Flowerboiii November 22, 2018