When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool
by Krabster March 8, 2024

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"
-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

Someone Who stays above and never listens to drama , Mess, and hate.Also never letting people put them down.
Dominion is a real float a back. He never let's anyone put him down.A float a back doesn't let anyone put them down.
Confident
Confident
by Minion Vlogs July 22, 2017

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
