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Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021
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floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
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Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool
Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet
by Krabster March 8, 2024
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Floating island of garbage

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024
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floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013
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float a back

Someone Who stays above and never listens to drama , Mess, and hate.Also never letting people put them down.
Dominion is a real float a back. He never let's anyone put him down.A float a back doesn't let anyone put them down.

Confident
by Minion Vlogs July 22, 2017
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Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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