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Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.
That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.
by deimos-dread April 21, 2020
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flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.
Fucking hell. You copped some Flat Yellow
by XavMcg July 25, 2020
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E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021
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Flat as a board

Elise is flat as a board
by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021
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Flat track bully

Port Adelaide AFL 2021 team
"Geez Trev, Port are flat track bully team this year, 160 against North Melbourne and lose to Geelong"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"
by StupidKiwi June 17, 2021
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".
"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"
by Iron Egg November 23, 2021
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