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flappy dick

The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?

David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
by PlumSmuggler March 8, 2014
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flapper

A dry piece of snot that is dangling out of the nostril, usually hanging onto a nose hair. It flaps in and out of the nostril whenever person breathers through their nose.
Look at the guy talking to Karen, he has a flapper.
by HitReef August 23, 2006
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happy flapping

the act of putting ones head, _entirely_ within a lady's box
your flaps make me happy, but I'd be happier stills is a could go happy flapping in your happy flaps.
by Sean of the dictionary November 21, 2010
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Flapper

used as an insult. can be in replace of such words as loser, dickhead or idiot. can also be used as a word for someone who masturbates a lot.
by HariKun February 27, 2011
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flappies

a defect in the neck region that spits neck juice
flappies is when someone parachutes with their neck flaps
by PDH (Pretty Damn Hood) May 21, 2008
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flapping cheeks

-verb

1. The act of talking out your ass - most likely to occur when intoxicated

2. Giving verbal agreement to do something, but not following through

3. Slang for: a lie

4. exaggerated or unrealistically magnified
At the bar, my friend was "flapping cheeks" about waking up early and getting on the mountain at 9:00 to go snowboarding. It's still noon and I haven't heard from her.

Over drinks and dinner last night, my boyfriend "flapping cheeks" when he said he would mow the lawn the next afternoon. The next day, he forgot that he had "work" to catch up on and didn't have time.
by scoll255 June 9, 2009
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booty flapport

rummaging of one's ass against anothers ass
Jan: So how was last night? Kinky?

Marsha: Oh yes, all he wanted was booty flapport.
by Lucifer December 11, 2002
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