Feeding Him The Lumber

1. Homosexual intercourse between two men
2. Gay Anal Sex

Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber

by CC1361 May 16, 2009

off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt July 30, 2008

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

cheese doodle feed

when someone turns the saturation on their instagram pictures so far up that anyone in the picture looks like a cheese doodle

yo that girl you showed me has a cheese doodle feed

by thenotirrelevantbitch February 27, 2018

feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010