Feeding Him The Lumber

Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber

by CC1361 May 16, 2009

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off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt March 25, 2006

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when someone turns the saturation on their instagram pictures so far up that anyone in the picture looks like a cheese doodle

yo that girl you showed me has a cheese doodle feed

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When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes February 23, 2016

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Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

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a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

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Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

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