by RachelRoxxx September 16, 2020
Get the Faux-tend mug.When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
Get the Faux Fart mug.The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020
Get the faux fall mug.Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020
Get the friend or faux? mug.by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020
Get the Zak Faux mug.Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.
Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
by Geeeebs April 20, 2017
Get the faux dyke mug.Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy
I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.
Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!
Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!
by Grash0per February 22, 2018
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