"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
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by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants
by Kilj0y July 28, 2010
They didn't feel like taking off their clothes to go swimming, so they just went fat dipping and jumped in the pool still fully clothed.
by Somedaykrrr October 29, 2008
fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun
When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
noun
When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
by mootish21 January 07, 2010
Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)
by johnathan gibbs November 25, 2003