caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

Hyper farming

Mass production of individual resources by group of individuals to benefit the whole of the group

I use hyper farming so I don't get tile hit

by GOB5855 June 15, 2016

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

Gold Farming

Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.

"I've got 30 minutes to kill before I leave for the day. If you need me, I'll be gold farming."

by ActionRick July 8, 2017

havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good

Dude I love that song Havana farting la

by Havana farting la May 3, 2018

Bubble farting

When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles

oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting

by electric_toilet_ June 11, 2018

Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.

Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.

by Shibbolet August 7, 2018