Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Fantasy

The name fantasy is a rare unique name given to people who are smart, rich and sexy and have a large wood...

Fantasy is sexy

by EmilyCupcake1334 January 15, 2022

Fantasy

Fantasy is a reader, well known dancer! His discord is Fantasy#7000

Have you seen Fantasy dance yesterday?

by lvrr January 20, 2022

Fantasytastic

Adj; the collaboration of two words, “fantasy & fantastic” smashed together.

a place, person, thing - or otherwise within an expressive space designed as a fantasy but when being complimented, one calls out “fantastic!” while acknowledging the “fantasy” atmosphere and/or design.

“OMG Dale, the dancers at the concert were so avante garde and fantasytastic!”

by Ameo January 25, 2022

faptasecond

The time that is required, on average, to jerk off.

I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back in a faptasecond

by takeshi.k January 3, 2022

fantasy geek

a fantasy geek is a person who specifically nerds about fantasy

man he really is a fantasy geek...

by Ratta_Cheese April 11, 2022

fantasy'er

When you're really into fantasy but more.

"Bro I'm an expert Fantasy'er."

by yobbybobby June 22, 2022