face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Face Dominator

Its when your partner sits on your face and you can't quite breathe. Can occasionally get nasty if they fart.

Last night my wife got me in a face dominator , she wriggled so hard i thought i was going to get whiplash.

by Volp December 14, 2016

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016

face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.

She went face to pillow for me last night

by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017