Fuck me under the hot sun

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

by I am Hitler September 22, 2019

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

by rms386 March 2, 2014

i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

toji fushiguro. point end blank. that’s all. if you disagree, 🔫😕

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??

duh who else 🙄🙄

by tortilla simp June 4, 2021