Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...

"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"

by GSchruth November 19, 2011

Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.

"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."

by atrum October 7, 2013

Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.

Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.

by yessum15 December 22, 2013

flipping the elephant

When the sex is so rough it flips the bed over.

"Damn gurl we were flipping the elephant. Now we need a new bed"

by Elefun May 20, 2014

Flipping Your Jimmy

(V.) The act of wasting time or not paying attention.

Hey stop flipping your Jimmy and get over here

by Faye Valenitne June 5, 2014

flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

Fropping

When a girl or guy posts pictures on social media at a certain angle (usually with filters) to make them selves look a lot more attractive than they actually are, that is the act of Fropping. One who does so is a frop.

Breakdown: fat + crop

I was talking to this girl on tinder but when I met up with her it turned out she was Fropping.

by That_1_guy April 17, 2015