Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Enterboy

a slur, I don't know what for

Chris: "Enterboy! Enterboy!"
Lancer: "What does that even mean?"
Chris: "I don't know"

by Quite_a_cube March 8, 2021

enter the gungeon

A game which you shoot fucking bullets at bullets
With 7 characters to play as and lost of items
Like the binding of isaac

Enter the gungeon

can't be used in a sentence

by Epikpanda July 20, 2021

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

[biscit eater]

to mean bitch or butt head but mostly means bitch

"you son of a biscit eater"

by brittany robinson January 19, 2008

Easy Eater

Somebody who is not a fussy eater.

Person one: What do you want to eat?

Person two. I am an 'easy eater'

by Kobrien April 8, 2009

dirty eater

a person who eats food out of a second person's rectum

I broke up with Tiffany because she's a dirty eater. She told me she wanted to put potato salad in my rectum and crap it into her mouth.

by S. Joe September 2, 2010