You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
Get the Erinmug. erin is a girl who catches your eye at first glance. shes trustworthy and a bad bitch. her ass is fat and bigger den her cousin. she supper pretty super thick body tea! and her pussy so wet dat it sounds like water when u stick da dick inside.🥵👅🫦
erin is bad asf
by desmond da baddest November 20, 2023
Get the erinmug. Erin Reilly is the most gorgeous girl in the entire world and no one can compete with her because she is the best person ever
by Mommymilky28737 November 22, 2021
Get the Erin Reillymug. Erin Rookwood is an amazing person who has came from heaven down to earth. She loves to laugh and has a amazing humor. she is very intelligent and can help people when they need it. Erin has a personality that can light up a whole room. A lot of people judge Erin before they actually get to know her. At first she might seem a bit shy and awkward but when you get to know her she will make your life trually amazing. Erin has curly dar hair and dark brown eyes with coco brown skin. She is very leng af
by SEXYTING June 4, 2021
Get the Erin Rookwoodmug. A super natural goddess who has the ability to comunicate with her dogs telepathically.She is very smart.If she's ever been wrong,it was only once.
She is very Funny....She will tell you to go to the snack bar and get a big cup of Shut the fuck up...Then tell you to go oiss out of your own face.She is very very pretty.She is one continuous curve,and has a sexual appetite that gets stronger by the minutr.She is mines,so fuck off!
She is very Funny....She will tell you to go to the snack bar and get a big cup of Shut the fuck up...Then tell you to go oiss out of your own face.She is very very pretty.She is one continuous curve,and has a sexual appetite that gets stronger by the minutr.She is mines,so fuck off!
Human # 1 "DUDE,I just witnessed Dawn Erin tell her dogs that they are the most special dogs in all the world...."
Human #2 "Ya?What so special about that?"
Human #1 "Well her dogs were at home and she was taking a shit on the floor at the dollar store!"
Human #2 "Ya?What so special about that?"
Human #1 "Well her dogs were at home and she was taking a shit on the floor at the dollar store!"
by Planet Repairman December 24, 2023
Get the Dawn Erinmug. Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020
Get the Erin Nuzzle Vitalemug. An Erin is some really basic white bitch who thinks shes the shit because she goes on multiple vacations in one year. she thinks shes being a rebel by sneaking out. shes a basic white whore who has like 7 bodies in the 8th grade, go play with Barbie dolls or something.
by viagrapill22 June 9, 2022
Get the Erinmug.