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Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole
“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair
by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025
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electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.
Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"
by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024
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ELECTRICAL BLISTER

A common work place injury among lazy electrically biased maintenance engineers, that tends to effect the backside, elbow and index finger due to excessive mobile use.
You have a severe case of electrical blisters, if you don't start moving around more and using your phone less, they may become infected.
by RDRTakeDown February 9, 2018
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Electrical Tape

Definition 1: While in a exited or disgusting mood and/ or feeling, the mans testicles or the womens clitoris, is so sticky, slimy, and vinegary, that there is nothing that will not stick to them.
My balls were acting up so bad they started to feel like Electrical Tape.
by Dick muncher 246 January 9, 2011
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Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing

A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!
"Where did you get that portrait?"

"Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing"
by electricmedusa December 23, 2011
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Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.
The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.
by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019
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Electric Banana

A dildo used by Asian American women.
The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.
by Horndiggity June 28, 2019
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