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The Kamal Effect

When playing a videogame and someone begins to get aggravated and complain, this person's bitching will incite others to begin bitching and complaining as well and soon everyone will be complaining. People suffering from this usually complain about things related to online lag and people using very overpowered or cheap weapons/set-ups. Usually seen in videogames, the Kamal Effect has been seen within real-life situations.
-Example of a conversation that is affected by "The Kamal Effect", 'Player 1' is the first to complain and his/her bitching will lead other players to begin complaining about every little thing that they don't like.

"That's Bullshit! That shouldn't have killed me"- Player 1
Several seconds later...
"Oh my god! This is so stupid!"- Player 2
Soon after....
"AAAAAHHH!!!! What am I doing wrong!"- Player 3
"I can't play this game anymore it's too laggy"-Player 2
The bitching will continue after the match has ended and will still continue when the next match starts.

A conversation such as this would happen within 30 seconds with comments from multiple people every several seconds or all at once. Good examples of games that this is seen in, Call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare 2, Halo 2, Halo 3, Battlefield 1943, Call of Duty: World at War

Treatments: Take a break from the game, Go to sleep, basically do anything that gets you away from what you're complaining about.

Cures: Put your mic on mute so no one can hear you bitching, break your mic, mute the person who started the complaining.

"The Kamal Effect" has been found to lead to conditions such as High Blood Pressure and other stress-related conditions.
by PregoPuncher November 28, 2009
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The Jessie Effect

A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.

Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules
Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.

As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.
by imthedomin8er July 31, 2010
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The Woody Effect

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.
Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect
by iLurk October 25, 2012
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Fruity Rudy Effect

When a man is so attractive that even perfectly heterosexual males find him attractive.

So named for the character "Fruity" Rudy Reyes from the TV Mini-series Generation Kill.
All of the other Marines found their squadmate to be incredibly hot thanks to the Fruity Rudy Effect.
by Grafsburg March 19, 2010
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Lindsey Wilson Effect

The effect is where you show up at Lindsey Wilson College and you see all these girls and when you see them you're like oh she is a 6 or a 7 on the rating scale 1 to 10. With the Lindsey Wilson Effect it adds the original number by 2 after being on campus for a month in the middle of fucken nowhere.
The Lindsey Wilson Effect where all these ugly ass bitches become somebody's.
by Raider Bob November 12, 2018
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Muse Effect

When someone who just recently knew about the band Muse OR when someone just liked the band Muse
Dude #1: "Wow, I never realized that Muse is a really cool band."

Dude #2: "Haha dude, you've got the 'Muse Effect'."
by yourmama311 February 27, 2011
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Alyssa Effect

Man, I wish Johnny would ask me out." "Don't count on it, he's suffering from the Alyssa Effect.
by imreallyannoyedwiththis December 17, 2010
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