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Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.
"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."
by delaforbes April 11, 2013
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vagina eater

Someone who is great at eating that pussy to the point the girls will talk about your eating skills with each other.
1.: Who is he?
2.: That is that great vagina eater
by NiggyTheNi**erFa**ot October 13, 2017
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Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
by 0utofSight December 3, 2018
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Brick Eater

what you call someone when they do something that isn't very smart

synonyms for this would also be:
rock chomper, brick chomper, brick consumer, rock eater
Person 1: What is water made of?
Person 2: You brick eater! It's water!
Person 1: oh
by dj mikey December 2, 2018
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Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.
I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.
by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021
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Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.
Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
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Gankle Eater

A person that likes to eat ankles, but they’re gay
Ugh Brian, you’re such a gankle eater!
by That_One_Zesty_Bestie September 13, 2023
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