Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

producer ear

When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.

Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!

by IrisGreene May 20, 2017

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.

"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."

by tim and H. October 11, 2023

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.

Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?

by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016

hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub

I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.

by Evinator April 9, 2019