dead man's hand

According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.

"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead

by culpepperreeks January 18, 2004

Dead inside

How I feel literally every day. Also having no self hope and no motivation to getup any morning!

Fun am i right?

My friend:how are you?
Me:dead inside
My friend: oh so nothing new?

by MoonUnicornΩ9901 June 8, 2019

my mom is dead

Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.

Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.

Chris-My mom is dead...

Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*

by Roger D January 23, 2005

Red Dead Impairment

What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.

Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.

Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.

by TheHud July 7, 2010

digital dead walker

The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.

Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.

by YAWA July 1, 2018

dead-ringer

a fake which looks just like the real thing

When two people look the same you might say:

Dave is a dead ringer for bob!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

Deadbeat

A biological parent who willfully opts not to be an active participant in caring for their child, though oftentimes expresses negative emotions and/or words to the active parent or even the child for allowing a relative or the child’s step-parent to actively parent that child in their intentional absence. Although the biological parent may provide child support funds, they are typically insufficient; most often court-mandated; and retrieved through involuntary, automatic garnishments. An individual that fits this description, more oftentimes than not, has fathered or birthed multiple children by multiple individuals and, generally, neglect all said children at some point during or all of their adolescence...though expect that they themselves will be afforded the benefit of receiving those neglected children’s love and respect as if they earned the designation of mother or father when their flawed version of parenting is convenient for them. In summation, an individual who views himself or herself as the most important person in their life, who has opted to utilize the other parent to fulfill their own obsession with procreation without regard for the other parent’s or the child’s well-being at any point from the time of conception through the end of their own life.

It’s quite odd that a legal adult be trusted to mentor others’ children provided they are, themselves, a deadbeat.

There are conferences and seminars that teach financial independence, although someone should teach, ‘What it takes to identify a deadbeat before becoming their victim?’

The Head Men’s Basketball Coach at Keiser University is a deadbeat.

Oftentimes, deadbeats are manipulative, emotional predators who lack both self-awareness and empathy, as well as any sense of accountability or an obligation to act with integrity. From their perspective, they have the ultimate right to use and mistreat their targets as they please given those targeted are simply a means to an end which benefits them. Ends come in the form of material gifts, money, a nicer place to live either free or much cheaper than what they can provide for themselves, and the greatest prize of all: more offspring to purposefully neglect.

by AnonUrban1 June 14, 2019