Deer

That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.

Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER

by Moltens September 6, 2018

Deer Park Public School

literally one of the most homosexual and rich schools in Toronto. It's in Rosedale so you can assume everyone just chucks money out of their pockets whenever they want. The kids literally all look the same cuz they're all basic ass bitches. the girls are hoes and they literally wear nothing to school. guys are fuckboys and most likely play hockey. This school is the school you go to if you didn't get into a private school.

Deer Park Public School? Isn't that the school for rich white kids?

by cheesey nostrills December 23, 2018

Deer Lakes

The worst school you could go too. Trash football team (good job to every other sport though), thots. teachers that don’t know what the fuck they are doing. And of course fucking assholes and bullies that think they are so cool when they are just fucking annoying. And also the thots all vape and shit so you know. WELCOME TO THE TRASHIEST PLACE ON EARTH!

Normal person: “What school does that thot go to that posts videos of her making vape clouds on Snapchat.
Deer Lakes Kid: “We got a lot of those at Deer Lakes. Probably where she came from.”
Normal Person: “Makes sense”

by deerlakeswhitetrashshit November 8, 2019

missionary dater

A missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "Heckkk no. I ain't no missionary dater!"

by K-Howard November 22, 2015

Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

.....................

Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

by gnostic3 February 24, 2019

Black-Deer

A black person that jumps out in front of your car while driving.

I was driving through boulder Colorado when all of the sudden a black-deer jumped in front of my car.

by Smactus May 5, 2019

Deerfield

A Northern Suburb of Chicago. Known for its exceptional high school as well as its well off citizens. Unlike other suburbs there is never a lack of things to do in Deerfield. Activities ranging from dance parties on the corner of Deerfield Rd. and Waukegan Rd. to hanging out at Barnes and Noble, Walgreens, and Baker's Square, a night in Deerfield is always a good one.

That toga themed dance party in Deerfield was sweet tonight, want to get some pie at Baker's Square?

by Judd Kiddie July 26, 2008