ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Four Wheeled Device

A non-motored device that has four wheels

Man! Drake is doing some sick moves on his Four Wheeled Device!

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

I'm Desiced

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died. but it is extremely amusing.

Friend 1: DAMN, that man got crossed.
Friend 2: I'm Desiced

by BigFellaIsFat June 3, 2018

Obese Fatty Denise Patty

My very fat fish

Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”

by XxAdriannaxX September 1, 2018