crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch

1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”

by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

crunch

you only receive

opposite of a munch

Last night was great I was a crunch

by jimmy darling January 3, 2023

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023