Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.

Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.

by Donavin S April 11, 2009