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crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong
"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"
by gruwief December 13, 2022
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by jimmy darling January 3, 2023
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Crunch

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That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch
by Quigleys January 7, 2023
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Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023
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crunch

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
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Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation
Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching
by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023
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Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.
by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023
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