crocs

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"
"you look like friggen spiderman"

by love to shit on everyone August 11, 2008

crocumentary

An alleged documentary believed to be full of lies and propaganda.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.

by Film Buff May 31, 2005

crocs

Quite possibly the most beautiful and comfortable shoe known to man kind. Also very stylish and they come in all sorts of fun colors and styles. If you wear crocs everyone will be jealous and want to be you.

"Whos that person wearing the crocs, cuz there hot!"

by crocsaremysavior July 17, 2017

crock of shit

When you express your disbelief in what someone is saying and you believe it to believe false, or an outright lie, and it is presented to you as if it were real or totally the opposite as if it were correct or good for you. Three words often associated with what the United States Government says about something, or what words are often spoken from of the president's mouth, or presidential candidates mouth, or any other government official attempting to convince you of something that is totally absurd and wrong or bad for you, not good. To indicate that someone is attempting to present to you an entire bucket full of defecation, excrement, or shit.

Examples of a crock of shit: “you can keep your doctor’s if you want”, “it is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, “only citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016

jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

African Crockpot

A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.

Yo, Pete! I heard Josh gave her the African Crockpot!

by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009

crockadoinker

Somebody with a very small penis

No wonder Malley don't get girls, hes a crockadoinker

by Duze June 1, 2006