crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.

My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.

by BeavisBungholio December 4, 2018

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

crip stick it

A not so good-looking girl , she never will be first pick at the end of the night but you'd still fuck her. But not on a bed but in an alley somewhere

Check out that chick bro, "Id crip stick it."

by Boboliverdeeznuts October 27, 2020