Crime

The opposite of a kiss.

"But he wasn't there for a kiss, he was there for the opposite of a kiss, which is crime."

by PCubiles September 12, 2022

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023

Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.

Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

stinky crime

a crime of the stinky variety

wow did you see the news yesterday? ezra committed yet another stinky crime

by not stinky April 22, 2020

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

crime

living in idaho

"where do you live"
"idaho"
"OH MY GOD THATS A CRIME POLICE ITS THIS GUY"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024

War crime

The daily and normal actions of WhiskerLyss

I'm just going to stream some war crimes

by Polyspins May 11, 2024