crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024

crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.

Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

Grave Crime

eh, some unknown audio maker who thinks he is cool

Grave Crime, is in fact a little bitch

by Taluhn August 2, 2021

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023

crime

living in idaho

"where do you live"
"idaho"
"OH MY GOD THATS A CRIME POLICE ITS THIS GUY"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024