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Craig Houlden

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"
by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021
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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
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Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.
We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.
by happyfling September 15, 2011
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Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.
Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids
by Walfjei November 23, 2021
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Craig

Why are you being Craig?
by poor grasshopper November 23, 2021
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Craig

Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.
Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig
by Cltcltclt November 23, 2021
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